Aerum Jellifischidae.
Friday, January 15, 2010 @ 3:23 PM
And for the air jellyfish lovers.
http://air-jellyfish-sightings.blogspot.com/
"Air jellyfish, those fascinating and elusive airborne creatures, are actually a species of jellipisce--the descendants of a cross between jelly (Jelly Jellii) and fish (Fishy Fish)-- that goes by the scientific name of Aerum Jellifischidae.
If it sounds confusing, that's because it is.
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HISTORY OF AIR JELLYFISH
The air jellyfish have a rich and impressive history as a species, traced from the personal journals of Jelhimelhicle, the first unhappy hyper-intelligent child of fish and jelly's ill-fated union, in which is documented the entirety of his journeys of self-awareness across the dimensions of the world with his pet frog Ducky.
HISTORY OF JELHIMELHICLE
It is said that Jelhimelhicle came into existence at approximately 7:41:08 one fine morning in 1990 in the back kitchen of a British seaside restaurant, at which point the Parisian chef shouted, "Mon Dieu!" and threw his knife out the window.
In his defence, it is not often that a plastic-bag-like creature emerges from a sadly fish-tainted bowl of jelly mixture.
After the sad debacle at Jelhimelhicle's birth--the aftermath of which, in its entirety, was said to comprise thirteen broken panes of glass, a broken ankle, a fractured kneecap and the decimation of a refrigerator-- he took off into the sky, soaring up on a gust of wind.
All of a sudden, he found himself on a shrieking bird. The next second, the bird was engulfed in Jelhimelhicle's plasticky folds.
A few feathers floated away in the breeze. The air jellyfish had just discovered a new food group.
Jelhimelhicle would continue to live a long and jellyful life, perishing only at the ripe old age of 11 hours, leaving behind him dozens of small whitish jellylike offspring.
Next: The Early History of Air Jellyfish Civilisation.
Ripped from edith and xing jing :D
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